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2008-01-02 11:40 AM

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Subject: Funny conversation with my wife...

So on NYE, my wife and I found ourselves kidless for the night. Ended up doing a "Charmed, season 1" marathon (it was interesting watching Shannon Dougherty's wardrobe progression over the season). But anyway, during this, I'd mentioned that I was going to do a long run in the morning. Then she mentioned me doing a half-IM. I told her "in 2009". She asked me why I was waiting, and I told her that my emphasis for 2008 was Oly distance gunning for Nationals, and that after that I'd go for one half-IM in 2009. She said "Why just one?" I told her that I wasn't looking to really race that distance or make any habit of it, and she said "Why not? You'd be good at it."

I don't think she knows what kind of training time impact it would be, especially considering the home projects that we'd have coming up...



2008-01-02 11:46 AM
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All I can say about your wife is:  Good Girl.

2008-01-02 12:00 PM
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Whatever you put in your wife's drink I'm sure is illegal. But can you send some my way?
2008-01-02 1:07 PM
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Sounds good, but what is up with the Charmed Marathon and wardrobe watching??? 
2008-01-02 1:19 PM
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papson14 - 2008-01-02 2:07 PM Sounds good, but what is up with the Charmed Marathon and wardrobe watching???

Dude.  Can't you put 1 and 1 together?  Perhaps his wife is more inclined to encourage multiple 1/2 IMs precisely because he does the Charmed Marathon and wardrobe watching. 

2008-01-02 1:35 PM
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It's not like you have to do much wardrobe "watching" -- they emphasize it pretty blatantly. At one point, my wife asked "Does she EVER wear a bra?"


2008-01-02 1:41 PM
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scoobysdad - 2008-01-02 12:00 PM Whatever you put in your wife's drink I'm sure is illegal. But can you send some my way?

 

I'd like 3 cases of Tri Roofies please. 

2008-01-02 1:43 PM
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briderdt - 2008-01-02 12:35 PM It's not like you have to do much wardrobe "watching" -- they emphasize it pretty blatantly. At one point, my wife asked "Does she EVER wear a bra?"

No.  That is why you are watching.

2008-01-02 1:46 PM
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tupuppy - 2008-01-02 11:46 AM

All I can say about your wife is:  Good Girl.

X2.  I get grief for wanting to do 1 spirnt.
2008-01-02 1:52 PM
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kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:46 PM
tupuppy - 2008-01-02 11:46 AM

All I can say about your wife is: Good Girl.

X2. I get grief for wanting to do 1 spirnt.

X4.  I was asked when I said I wanted to do 2 sprints last year, "what are you trying to prove?"

2008-01-02 1:54 PM
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newleaf - 2008-01-02 1:52 PM
kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:46 PM
tupuppy - 2008-01-02 11:46 AM

All I can say about your wife is: Good Girl.

X2. I get grief for wanting to do 1 spirnt.

X4.  I was asked when I said I wanted to do 2 sprints last year, "what are you trying to prove?"

So what did you say you were trying to prove?  I was asked at one point when "I was going to cut this $h!t (tri's) out"  I just looked at her and said never or when I die.


2008-01-02 1:56 PM
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kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:54 PM
newleaf - 2008-01-02 1:52 PM
kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:46 PM
tupuppy - 2008-01-02 11:46 AM

All I can say about your wife is: Good Girl.

X2. I get grief for wanting to do 1 spirnt.

X4. I was asked when I said I wanted to do 2 sprints last year, "what are you trying to prove?"

So what did you say you were trying to prove? I was asked at one point when "I was going to cut this $h!t (tri's) out" I just looked at her and said never or when I die.

I pointed her to Aaron's log and told her that it could be much, much worse.   

2008-01-02 2:28 PM
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newleaf - 2008-01-02 1:56 PM
kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:54 PM
newleaf - 2008-01-02 1:52 PM
kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:46 PM
tupuppy - 2008-01-02 11:46 AM

All I can say about your wife is: Good Girl.

X2. I get grief for wanting to do 1 spirnt.

X4. I was asked when I said I wanted to do 2 sprints last year, "what are you trying to prove?"

So what did you say you were trying to prove? I was asked at one point when "I was going to cut this $h!t (tri's) out" I just looked at her and said never or when I die.

I pointed her to Aaron's log and told her that it could be much, much worse.   

Now thats funny

2008-01-02 2:38 PM
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kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:54 PM

newleaf - 2008-01-02 1:52 PM
kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:46 PM
tupuppy - 2008-01-02 11:46 AM

All I can say about your wife is: Good Girl.

X2. I get grief for wanting to do 1 spirnt.

X4.  I was asked when I said I wanted to do 2 sprints last year, "what are you trying to prove?"

So what did you say you were trying to prove?  I was asked at one point when "I was going to cut this $h!t (tri's) out"  I just looked at her and said never or when I die.


MY wife dropped the gauntlet on my on NYE. She said "As soon as you start peeing on your bike I am totally not encouraging your sport any longer." I almost had beer come out of my nose.
2008-01-02 2:42 PM
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newleaf - 2008-01-02 1:56 PM
kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:54 PM
newleaf - 2008-01-02 1:52 PM
kproudfoot - 2008-01-02 2:46 PM
tupuppy - 2008-01-02 11:46 AM

All I can say about your wife is: Good Girl.

X2. I get grief for wanting to do 1 spirnt.

X4. I was asked when I said I wanted to do 2 sprints last year, "what are you trying to prove?"

So what did you say you were trying to prove? I was asked at one point when "I was going to cut this $h!t (tri's) out" I just looked at her and said never or when I die.

I pointed her to Aaron's log and told her that it could be much, much worse.   

I tried that and she said then he is a freak too (and that was before she meet him).
2008-01-02 3:09 PM
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Subject: RE: Funny conversation with my wife...
My wife and i had the same conversation. She said, "your not getting any younger" (I'm 36 LOL). She said that I have proven that I'm into the sport and that it wasn't a passing fad. I signed up for the Spirit of Racine Half-Ironman the following week.

I'm a lucky guy...now i have to find a good training plan for a fat guy "Triing".


2008-01-02 3:15 PM
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ajotto - 2008-01-02 3:09 PM My wife and i had the same conversation. She said, "your not getting any younger" (I'm 36 LOL). She said that I have proven that I'm into the sport and that it wasn't a passing fad. I signed up for the Spirit of Racine Half-Ironman the following week. I'm a lucky guy...now i have to find a good training plan for a fat guy "Triing".
The only time I hear you ain't getting any younger is when she discusses more kids then at 35 I turn into an old fart. 

Try this plan.

2008-01-02 3:38 PM
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I'm lucky. I was just interested in finding a way to ride my bike in a competitive setting. It was my wife who suggested looking into a tri. Little did she know that I was sort of, some what, kind of, already knocking the idea around already. Even when I sprung the idea of doing two sprint tri's in the same month, not a problem. She even let me get a $$$$ road bike and she bought me a pair of zoomers for Christmas. She even brags about my goals to friends, family, and co-workers. At 45, she knows I'm not getting any younger. Maybe she figures the first tri will do me in and she can collect the insurance money.
2008-01-02 3:42 PM
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Why do anything longer then OLY? It's the perfect distance! The only reason to do a half iron is prep for the olympic!


Well atleast that's how my mind works. :D
2008-01-02 3:48 PM
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briderdt - 2008-01-02 12:40 PM

So on NYE, my wife and I found ourselves kidless for the night. Ended up doing a "Charmed, season 1" marathon (it was interesting watching Shannon Dougherty's wardrobe progression over the season). But anyway, during this, I'd mentioned that I was going to do a long run in the morning. Then she mentioned me doing a half-IM. I told her "in 2009". She asked me why I was waiting, and I told her that my emphasis for 2008 was Oly distance gunning for Nationals, and that after that I'd go for one half-IM in 2009. She said "Why just one?" I told her that I wasn't looking to really race that distance or make any habit of it, and she said "Why not? You'd be good at it."

I don't think she knows what kind of training time impact it would be, especially considering the home projects that we'd have coming up...

I think we're all in love with your wife    She may not exactly "get it", but it sounds like she's in it with you...

2008-01-02 3:49 PM
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Have you thought that maybe your wife wants you out of the house more often?



2008-01-02 3:49 PM
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I'm sure she'll quickly forget the conversation when she needs help with projects and you are out running.
2008-01-02 7:04 PM
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OK, I just found out about a local HM that will be held in mid March of this year. I just mentioned it in passing to my wife. She says, "Oh, you should be able to do one of those." I didn't imply I wanted to do one, she just suggested it. I've done a couple 5k's this past month, and I haven't run more than 6 miles during my normal workouts. That settles it; she's looking for the insurance money.
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