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Do you pee in the pool?
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I NEVER pee in the pool192 Votes - [70.85%]
I'll do it rarely but don't make it a habit36 Votes - [13.28%]
I only pee in the pool if I've had too many beers before my workout2 Votes - [0.74%]
I always pee in the pool...I'm a lazy SOB41 Votes - [15.13%]

2005-03-26 11:28 AM
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No joke, have you guys ever open water swam. Everything that lives in there pee's and craps in the water with no chlorine. Even if I pee in a pool it is better than what you are drinking in opne water. You guys worry too much. Hope you arent beside anyone as they drool and blow snot into the pool as they struggle to swim. Pee will happen and if you are into biology you will know it is very sterile and can be used to cleanse wounds even. Not saying i want to drink a cup of your piss but it wont kill you or make you sick.


2005-03-26 1:53 PM
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Subject: RE: Do you pee in the pool?
yesterday i was swimming and i saw a bandaid in the pool, so i tried to pee on it.
2005-03-26 3:38 PM
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Subject: RE: Do you pee in the pool?
Its a swimming pool, not a toilet.

DONT PEE IN IT!
2005-03-26 4:24 PM
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I always thought it would be interesting if, for example, the air in an office or classroom could somehow be 'laced' with some colorless and odorless substance that would create like a bright blue cloud around someone who farted. Then we'd all know who it was. But I think the air would be a swirling blue mass from commenecement of business to cessation of business.

Now if you could add a similar chemical to pool water - something that would turn a glaring scarlet when pissed in -- and that would make 'snot jellyfish' glow neon green ----- no one would ever swim again.
2005-03-27 8:37 PM
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I'm always afraid that it'll have that chemical that makes the pee red and follow me...needless to say I don't pee in the pool!
2005-03-27 9:38 PM
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Do I pee in the pool? I'm 31 years old. No ... I do not pee in the pool. Go before you get in ... get out if you have to go.

Amazing that a question to adults of "do you pee in the pool?" would get ANY answer outside of "of course not".

I have another question ... "When you are at a baseball game (evenT), do you pee your pants ... or do you go to the restroom?" Heh Heh.


2005-03-27 11:23 PM
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3558 - 2005-03-26 10:53 AM

yesterday i was swimming and i saw a bandaid in the pool, so i tried to pee on it.


Did you hit it? If so, excellent marksmanship.

2005-03-27 11:24 PM
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trigurl123 - 2005-03-27 5:37 PM

I'm always afraid that it'll have that chemical that makes the pee red and follow me...needless to say I don't pee in the pool!


Ya, now that we know that's it's an urban legend, we can pee with impunity.

2005-03-27 11:50 PM
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When I got done swimming today, I went to the shower area right next to the pool, and there is a razor blade in there. Disgusting, and shaving residue in the shower. I guess the locker room showers were too full.
2005-03-28 12:09 AM
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This thread reminds me of a sign I saw at a pool once

"There's no P in our ool"

Clever, but highly unlikely.
2005-03-28 5:29 PM
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Also remember the sign...
"We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool."

Strangely, I always found this funny.
cindy


2006-11-16 11:21 AM
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big kitty - 2005-03-28 6:29 PM Also remember the sign... "We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool." Strangely, I always found this funny. cindy

I like the sign:

"We don't pee in your pool so don't swim in our toilet."

2006-11-16 11:24 AM
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2006-11-16 11:26 AM
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I know this was asked simply to be funny, but really, this IS a health hazard.
2006-11-16 11:30 AM
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briderdt - 2006-11-16 11:26 AM I know this was asked simply to be funny, but really, this IS a health hazard.

OK, I'll play:

How so? Sterile substance, massively diluted...



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2006-11-16 11:31 AM
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I love it.


2006-11-16 11:33 AM
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run4yrlif - 2006-11-16 11:31 AM I love it.

You love pee?

Pot stirrer.

2006-11-16 11:33 AM
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run4yrlif - 2006-11-16 11:31 AM I love it.

YOu are a bad man.  I'll get the other one if it's not already done.

 

2006-11-16 11:39 AM
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the bear - 2006-11-16 12:33 PM

run4yrlif - 2006-11-16 11:31 AM I love it.

You love pee?

Pot stirrer.

I love peeing.

I love pools.

Draw your own conclusions.

2006-11-16 11:40 AM
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I almost peed my pants when watching this video last night.  I then read this post today and had to send this link along.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6845153163399621017&q=genre%3Acomedy

2006-11-16 12:04 PM
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HAHAHA....he even went with the shiver...now that's funny!


2006-11-16 12:04 PM
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TripleThreat - 2005-03-27 10:38 PM

Do I pee in the pool? I'm 31 years old. No ... I do not pee in the pool. Go before you get in ... get out if you have to go.

Amazing that a question to adults of "do you pee in the pool?" would get ANY answer outside of "of course not".

I have another question ... "When you are at a baseball game (evenT), do you pee your pants ... or do you go to the restroom?" Heh Heh.


when you are riding your bike on a 50+ mile ride in the middle of nowhere what do you do...
2006-11-16 1:40 PM
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Subject: RE: Do you pee in the pool?
I get out of the pool too...and then pee in it!

The thing that grosses me out the worst is the big fat sweaty guys that walks out of the sauna and jump in my lane. You can actually see his sweaty film on the water. It happens at least 3 times a week. Gotta love 24hr Fitness!
2006-11-16 1:57 PM
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dochalladay - 2006-11-16 11:40 AM

I almost peed my pants when watching this video last night. I then read this post today and had to send this link along.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6845153163399621017&q=genre%3Acomedy

Classic!  

New question: can you pee while swimming?  It was hard to do but I managed to make it happen during a race this summer.  Massive overhydration... 

2006-11-16 2:08 PM
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Only when I swim
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