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2010-03-03 3:30 PM
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Chaderbox - 2010-03-03 2:54 PMHmm...
I have very puffy hair.  Does that count?  I have no data to back this up, but I can rock a mean baby-fro.
I used to have a big 'fro!! Waiting for the return!!!

Who am I kidding, who wants to see a grey 'fro?!?





2010-03-03 3:32 PM
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Mutants, the lot of you.
2010-03-03 4:05 PM
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mrbbrad - 2010-03-02 4:30 PM
GoGoGo - 2010-03-03 3:23 PM
Chaderbox - 2010-03-03 2:54 PMHmm...
I have very puffy hair.  Does that count?  I have no data to back this up, but I can rock a mean baby-fro.
I used to have a big 'fro!! Waiting for the return!!!

Who am I kidding, who wants to see a grey 'fro?!?




I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.

If you can name the song without googling, you're as big a freak as I.
2010-03-03 4:22 PM
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moondawg14 - 2010-03-03 4:05 PM

mrbbrad - 2010-03-02 4:30 PM
GoGoGo - 2010-03-03 3:23 PM
Chaderbox - 2010-03-03 2:54 PMHmm...
I have very puffy hair.  Does that count?  I have no data to back this up, but I can rock a mean baby-fro.
I used to have a big 'fro!! Waiting for the return!!!

Who am I kidding, who wants to see a grey 'fro?!?




I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.

If you can name the song without googling, you're as big a freak as I.


It's...





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2010-03-03 4:39 PM
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mrbbrad - 2010-03-03 5:30 PM
GoGoGo - 2010-03-03 3:23 PM
Chaderbox - 2010-03-03 2:54 PMHmm...
I have very puffy hair.  Does that count?  I have no data to back this up, but I can rock a mean baby-fro.
I used to have a big 'fro!! Waiting for the return!!!

Who am I kidding, who wants to see a grey 'fro?!?








I rest my case! 

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2010-03-03 4:46 PM
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I can't believe this thread has made it two pages before:

She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak



2010-03-03 4:52 PM
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Well, my nose is big uh-uh, I'm not ashamed.  Big like a pickle.  I still get paid...
2010-03-03 5:09 PM
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architegod - 2010-03-03 4:52 PM Well, my nose is big uh-uh, I'm not ashamed.  Big like a pickle.  I still get paid...

Wow...quite the first post. 

2010-03-03 5:15 PM
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AndrewMT - 2010-03-03 5:09 PM

architegod - 2010-03-03 4:52 PM Well, my nose is big uh-uh, I'm not ashamed.  Big like a pickle.  I still get paid...

Wow...quite the first post. 



yeah i know, that is what was playing while reading the board.  long time lurker...Figures i would pop the 1st on something unrelated to sbr.

2010-03-03 7:43 PM
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Oldest bike 1972 Torpado.
2010-03-03 8:10 PM
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If animals are a measure of freakiness, then I may have you all beat...

I've got just under 9000lbs of horses (5 thoroughbreds and 1 paint)

About 155 lbs of dog (lab and border collie)

10 lbs of goose

6 lbs of duck

and roughly 20 lbs of chickens (if the coyotes haven't been by tonight).

So if feeding around 9200 lbs of critters while trying to do a triathlon now and then makes me a freak I guess I qualify.  Now that I think of it, it's my wife that qualifies but I still top her for going along with this crazy barnyard. 


2010-03-03 8:40 PM
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I'm just a plain 'ol freak.

But my calves are much bigger than my boobs. That has to count for something, no?

2010-03-03 8:55 PM
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I got some big old feet. 11 inches long, 5 inches wide.=0.4545454545
And, I have hairy legs. Hairy like people stop and stare at sporting events.
Hairy like shaving them counts as an aerobic activity.

So, I may not have sexy color changin eyes, but there is a good chance that the lower half of my body is actually where the Sasquatch legend came from.

I have a .5 pound hamster, well really it is my daughter's.

OK, thats all I got.

2010-03-03 9:06 PM
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TriAya - 2010-03-03 2:28 PM
AndrewMT - 2010-03-04 4:24 AM

I have two very different color eyes.  One is dark brown and the other is bright blue.  1 our of 8 million.  I'll count that as freakish...



You really might be BT's biggest freak. Awesome!!! Lots of super dogs have that ... but never seen it in a human. Blue irises with dark brown rings around them are quite common here in Indonesia ... but not one and the other.

You must be very beautiful.

David Bowie style!

I don't have many pics of myself, so this is a really bad picture from my computer camera.  Those are hotel curtains...not mine.

 

Oh, and this thread should be in COJ.

 

2010-03-03 9:18 PM
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TriAya - 2010-03-03 11:30 AM

Highest post count? Fastest triathlete? Nerdy tri-dataholic? Who can really throw down some big numbers? Feel free to propose other ways that you are freakish. (G-rated. Useful for say, bike measurements. Capice?)

Feet
It was determined some time ago (at least from those who responded then) that I've got, in terms of width-to-length ratio, the biggest feet on BT.

4.25 in : 9.5 in = 0.447

Any takers? Or if you just have ridiculously big feet, throw it down, too.

Arm Span

Arm Span to Height Ratio: I'm at nearly 5' 8" to a height which (if I'm truthful) is closer to 5' 3" than 5' 4" (female).

67.875 in : 63.25 in = 1.073

Leg Length

Inseam to Height Ratio (pubic bone to floor).

32 in : 63.25 in = 0.506

 



I've got you beat on wing span

arm length to height - 79":72.5" = 1.089


2010-03-03 9:20 PM
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I can swallow my food...have a conversation...and then "bring it back up" at will!  Most people don't like to see it more than once though...go figure.


2010-03-03 9:20 PM
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I'm a Donkey that likes *Melon Presses*!  EEEAAAWWW!!!
2010-03-03 11:12 PM
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Not sure if this makes me a freak or not but one of my feet is just under an 10.5 shoe size and the other is just over an 11. makes shopping for good running shoes awfully hard sometimes.

I am also really flexible for a guy (not as much as I used to be) in that when I went to the PT for a knee issue and she was taking all of the initial tests all of my readings were way above normal but there was still a 10 degree difference between my left and right legs (fixed now)

I also have about 125 pounds of animals (2 dogs and a cat) who have me completely wrapped around their paws.
2010-03-04 1:35 AM
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atostig - 2010-03-03 10:20 PM I can swallow my food...have a conversation...and then "bring it back up" at will!  Most people don't like to see it more than once though...go figure.

When I was younger::

Parents: Hey Bill, whatcha chewing on?
Me: Steak!!! It's good!
Parents: But we ate dinner 3 hours ago. Where'd you get more?
Me: .....

aside from that, I have to either wear a size 8-8.5 mens running shoe, or a 7 extra wide. I'll have to figure out the actual measurements...but my feet are really wide.
2010-03-04 7:04 AM
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moondawg14 - 2010-03-03 5:05 PM
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.

If you can name the song without googling, you're as big a freak as I.


That would be me, who has had every single Simon and Garfunkel song memorized since the age of 10 or so.  It's "A Simple Desultory Philippic" (and OK, I had to Google the *spelling* of it, but I knew the song).

I've been Ayn Randed, nearly branded a Communist 'cause I'm left handed. That's the hand I use....well, nevermind!


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2010-03-04 7:38 AM
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dinabean - 2010-03-03 8:04 AM
moondawg14 - 2010-03-03 5:05 PM
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.

If you can name the song without googling, you're as big a freak as I.


That would be me, who has had every single Simon and Garfunkel song memorized since the age of 10 or so.  It's "A Simple Desultory Philippic" (and OK, I had to Google the *spelling* of it, but I knew the song).

I've been Ayn Randed, nearly branded a Communist 'cause I'm left handed. That's the hand I use....well, nevermind!


Theres a thread for that!


I would have also accepted:  "Or how I was Robert McNamara-ed Into Submission"


2010-03-04 7:52 AM
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moondawg14 - 2010-03-04 8:38 AM
dinabean - 2010-03-03 8:04 AM


That would be me, who has had every single Simon and Garfunkel song memorized since the age of 10 or so.  It's "A Simple Desultory Philippic" (and OK, I had to Google the *spelling* of it, but I knew the song).

I've been Ayn Randed, nearly branded a Communist 'cause I'm left handed. That's the hand I use....well, nevermind!


Theres a thread for that!


I would have also accepted:  "Or how I was Robert McNamara-ed Into Submission"


Yes, well, I was a child when I learned the song (hippy parents) and happen to be left handed, so it was not until well, WELL into adulthood that I realized what the reference was.

OK, so I didn't realize it until this thread. 

I also didn't realize what that Green Day song was about when it first came out...I was so focused on the "I've got no motivation" lyric (and singing it at the top of my lungs in front of my male roommate) and was absolutely mortified when he explained the obvious to me...

Perhaps I am BT's biggest freak since I am a 37 year old mother of two with an advanced degree who is nonetheless too dense to get a masturbation reference.

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dinabean - 2010-03-04 7:04 AM
moondawg14 - 2010-03-03 5:05 PM
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.

If you can name the song without googling, you're as big a freak as I.


That would be me, who has had every single Simon and Garfunkel song memorized since the age of 10 or so.  It's "A Simple Desultory Philippic" (and OK, I had to Google the *spelling* of it, but I knew the song).

I've been Ayn Randed, nearly branded a Communist 'cause I'm left handed. That's the hand I use....well, nevermind!


Simon and Garfunkel (well, more Paul Simon, anyways), and I LOFed his "tribute" to Bob Dylan and "I lost my harmonica...".
2010-03-04 11:38 AM
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I can wiggle my ears independently. And ride a unicycle.
2010-03-04 11:43 AM
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feh - 2010-03-05 1:38 AM I can wiggle my ears independently. And ride a unicycle.


I think riding a unicycle in a triathlon would be awesome. Sure, some people would get annoyed. Oh, and the race officials probably wouldn't allow it. But still.
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