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2005-07-20 1:18 PM

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Subject: You know it's a bad run when...
Your 5 mile time is dangerously close to your 6 mile time.

You have to walk downhill.

You can't spit past your arm and you get loogie all over you.


2005-07-20 1:22 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
your ITB is snapping over your knee and you have blood coming out of your shoes
2005-07-20 1:23 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
any run is a good run when compared to no run at all.

if you say that with some rythm its pretty catchy.
2005-07-20 1:23 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...

When at mile 8 of a marathon your legs are burning like mile 18 and you're walking backwards downhill at mile 20.

Oh, and going to the bathroom 3 times during the same race.

2005-07-20 1:26 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
when it's me..
2005-07-20 1:27 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
or when you you have to go to the bathroom at the 20 mile marker

*if you havent experienced the 20 mile johny on the spot, it looks like a meat processing plant in the bottom of it


2005-07-20 1:34 PM
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silent - 2005-07-20 2:27 PM or when you you have to go to the bathroom at the 20 mile marker *if you havent experienced the 20 mile johny on the spot, it looks like a meat processing plant in the bottom of it

When you don't make it to the "johny" and have to go all 3 times on the side of the road!  It didn't really matter anyway since there weren't any toilets on the course.

2005-07-20 1:41 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
Chris Leighs got us beat though with crap coming out of his nose litteraly. Thats a bad run...
2005-07-20 1:50 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
the NYC Dept of Sanitation hasn't picked up the trash, it's 1/2 mile to Central Park and it's 90 degrees w/ 90% humidity. PU!!!!!!!!!
2005-07-20 2:20 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
You gotta pee like a stallion and every step you take reminds you of it.

Edited by triman50 2005-07-20 2:20 PM
2005-07-20 2:26 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
triman50 - 2005-07-20 3:20 PM

You gotta pee like a stallion and every step you take reminds you of it.


and there is not a bathroom for the next 3 miles.



2005-07-20 2:44 PM
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2005-07-20 3:58 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
When you get passed by a father and grandfather duo pushing jogging strollers having a very relaxed chat as they steam on by you.
2005-07-20 4:25 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
...the nice dobermans living in a house alongside the road come running out to meet you.

  • ..a bee flies up your running shorts and stings you when you're still four miles from home.

  • ..you get lost in the woods and start seeing hunting season signs tacked to the trees.

  • ..you drive quite a ways to a park for a run and get back to the car just as your buddy says "wait, where did my car key go?"

  • ..you run up a mountain and realize halfway down that you took a wrong turn at the top and the only way back is right back up.

  • 2005-07-20 4:33 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...

    You get chaffed and/or runner's trots.  What a bad combo!

    2005-07-20 4:49 PM
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    Master
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    The 80 year old man pushing the ice cream cart flies by you... ;


    2005-07-20 5:34 PM
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    Master
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    runnergirl28 - 2005-07-20 5:33 PM

    You get chaffed and/or runner's trots.  What a bad combo!



    Not that anyone needs to know this but runners trots are BAD when you are 5 miles from home. My husband got a 5:30 am distress call once.
    2005-07-20 6:33 PM
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    you know its a bad run when you get passed by me. Thankfully, no one has EVER experinced such humiliation.
    2005-07-20 7:36 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    The race organizer asks you to pick up the cones on your way back in.
    2005-07-20 7:41 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...

    You get passed by people twice your age

    Feels like you have a knife in your______

    Your feet are bleeding

    2005-07-20 8:15 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    nccgrap - 2005-07-20 5:36 PM

    The race organizer asks you to pick up the cones on your way back in.


    Now THAT is a bad run--LMAO


    2005-07-20 8:28 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    Oh, gosh, what a great laugh you all have given me....thanks, i needed that...you all rock....i love you man.
    2005-07-20 8:37 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    The blind woman passes you going uphill on a trail run filled with roots and rocks...yes, BLIND woman....holding onto her partner's shirttail
    2005-07-20 8:58 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    nliedel - 2005-07-20 5:34 PM
    runnergirl28 - 2005-07-20 5:33 PM

    You get chaffed and/or runner's trots.  What a bad combo!

    Not that anyone needs to know this but runners trots are BAD when you are 5 miles from home. My husband got a 5:30 am distress call once.

    runner's trots?

    2005-07-20 9:44 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know it's a bad run when...
    AlBearAngel - 2005-07-20 8:58 PM
    nliedel - 2005-07-20 5:34 PM
    runnergirl28 - 2005-07-20 5:33 PM

    You get chaffed and/or runner's trots.  What a bad combo!

    Not that anyone needs to know this but runners trots are BAD when you are 5 miles from home. My husband got a 5:30 am distress call once.

    runner's trots?

    Ok- for those of you are fortunate enough to not have experienced "the trots" I've attached an article for educational purposes.  Don't for once think that the trtost don't exist- TRUST ME, THEY'RE REAL!  I have come close crapping my shorts several times when I first started running.  Nobody warned me about them!  http://www.runnersworld.com/article/0,5033,s6-78-0-0-413,00.html



    Edited by runnergirl28 2005-07-20 9:45 PM
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