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 2013-10-31 10:15 AM in reply to: TriAya |
Iron Donkey 38643       , Wisconsin |  Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN applesOriginally posted by TriAya Originally posted by 1stTimeTri One...uh, Two! Hello, TAN! I have a little TMI to post and apologize if some of it does not make sense since I'm on percocet and fighting to stay awake a little longer. I've been home all week due to getting some minor surgery done. I was suffering from a prolapsed internal hemorrhoid, but worse was the rather LARGE external thrombosed hemorrhoid, and I mean LARGE, like several centimeters (the Dr. said it was one of the largest she ever had to deal with). I ran and completed the 50 mile Ultra with them, making the race a little more unbearable. Then, the day after the race, had to ride across the state for over 3 hours in a minivan to my sister's wake, endure the time at the wake, then ride another 3 hours back home. I went in yesterday to general surgery and had them removed. Getting a local in the most sensitive area is not fun, either. I praise women big time when they have to deal with shat like that. Respect. I bled a lot last night and never saw clots before like what I had - it looked like deep red-colored slime. Yuck. Within 2 hours, I had to change my dressings at least 3 times since it wouldn't coagulate. I called the doctor to get reassurance to just apply direct pressure and try icing, too. Pain pain pain pain pain, but it's under control now. I sure hope this heals quickly - this will be my second Halloween that I ever missed. Gawd, percocet makes me feel "wonky". Fishing wall whisked squirrel pumpkins. See Brad, it does "f" me up. I love you big time {MELON PRESS} phor my phavorite slightly phlippy Phil What is TMI? :P
Too Much Information. I could've elaborated more about what I heard and felt during the procedure, but decided not to. However, the Nurse Practitioner was a petite cutie. She asked if I wanted her to leave before I had to drop trousers and slip the makeshift gown on - I told her that she's got the degree, is a professional, and has seen more than her share I bet, and then I proceeded to change. No problem, especially when in pain. |
| 2013-10-31 10:21 AM in reply to: 1stTimeTri |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by TriAya Originally posted by 1stTimeTri One...uh, Two! Hello, TAN! I have a little TMI to post and apologize if some of it does not make sense since I'm on percocet and fighting to stay awake a little longer. I've been home all week due to getting some minor surgery done. I was suffering from a prolapsed internal hemorrhoid, but worse was the rather LARGE external thrombosed hemorrhoid, and I mean LARGE, like several centimeters (the Dr. said it was one of the largest she ever had to deal with). I ran and completed the 50 mile Ultra with them, making the race a little more unbearable. Then, the day after the race, had to ride across the state for over 3 hours in a minivan to my sister's wake, endure the time at the wake, then ride another 3 hours back home. I went in yesterday to general surgery and had them removed. Getting a local in the most sensitive area is not fun, either. I praise women big time when they have to deal with shat like that. Respect. I bled a lot last night and never saw clots before like what I had - it looked like deep red-colored slime. Yuck. Within 2 hours, I had to change my dressings at least 3 times since it wouldn't coagulate. I called the doctor to get reassurance to just apply direct pressure and try icing, too. Pain pain pain pain pain, but it's under control now. I sure hope this heals quickly - this will be my second Halloween that I ever missed. Gawd, percocet makes me feel "wonky". Fishing wall whisked squirrel pumpkins. See Brad, it does "f" me up. I love you big time {MELON PRESS} phor my phavorite slightly phlippy Phil What is TMI? :P
Too Much Information. I could've elaborated more about what I heard and felt during the procedure, but decided not to. However, the Nurse Practitioner was a petite cutie. She asked if I wanted her to leave before I had to drop trousers and slip the makeshift gown on - I told her that she's got the degree, is a professional, and has seen more than her share I bet, and then I proceeded to change. No problem, especially when in pain. Did you fluff first? |
| 2013-10-31 10:22 AM in reply to: 1stTimeTri |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by TriAya Originally posted by 1stTimeTri One...uh, Two! Hello, TAN! I have a little TMI to post and apologize if some of it does not make sense since I'm on percocet and fighting to stay awake a little longer. I've been home all week due to getting some minor surgery done. I was suffering from a prolapsed internal hemorrhoid, but worse was the rather LARGE external thrombosed hemorrhoid, and I mean LARGE, like several centimeters (the Dr. said it was one of the largest she ever had to deal with). I ran and completed the 50 mile Ultra with them, making the race a little more unbearable. Then, the day after the race, had to ride across the state for over 3 hours in a minivan to my sister's wake, endure the time at the wake, then ride another 3 hours back home. I went in yesterday to general surgery and had them removed. Getting a local in the most sensitive area is not fun, either. I praise women big time when they have to deal with shat like that. Respect. I bled a lot last night and never saw clots before like what I had - it looked like deep red-colored slime. Yuck. Within 2 hours, I had to change my dressings at least 3 times since it wouldn't coagulate. I called the doctor to get reassurance to just apply direct pressure and try icing, too. Pain pain pain pain pain, but it's under control now. I sure hope this heals quickly - this will be my second Halloween that I ever missed. Gawd, percocet makes me feel "wonky". Fishing wall whisked squirrel pumpkins. See Brad, it does "f" me up. I love you big time {MELON PRESS} phor my phavorite slightly phlippy Phil What is TMI? :P
Too Much Information. I could've elaborated more about what I heard and felt during the procedure, but decided not to. However, the Nurse Practitioner was a petite cutie. She asked if I wanted her to leave before I had to drop trousers and slip the makeshift gown on - I told her that she's got the degree, is a professional, and has seen more than her share I bet, and then I proceeded to change. No problem, especially when in pain. Yes, I know Kind of like asking, "Do these match?" |
| 2013-10-31 10:27 AM in reply to: mrbbrad |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by TriAya Originally posted by 1stTimeTri One...uh, Two! Hello, TAN! I have a little TMI to post and apologize if some of it does not make sense since I'm on percocet and fighting to stay awake a little longer. I've been home all week due to getting some minor surgery done. I was suffering from a prolapsed internal hemorrhoid, but worse was the rather LARGE external thrombosed hemorrhoid, and I mean LARGE, like several centimeters (the Dr. said it was one of the largest she ever had to deal with). I ran and completed the 50 mile Ultra with them, making the race a little more unbearable. Then, the day after the race, had to ride across the state for over 3 hours in a minivan to my sister's wake, endure the time at the wake, then ride another 3 hours back home. I went in yesterday to general surgery and had them removed. Getting a local in the most sensitive area is not fun, either. I praise women big time when they have to deal with shat like that. Respect. I bled a lot last night and never saw clots before like what I had - it looked like deep red-colored slime. Yuck. Within 2 hours, I had to change my dressings at least 3 times since it wouldn't coagulate. I called the doctor to get reassurance to just apply direct pressure and try icing, too. Pain pain pain pain pain, but it's under control now. I sure hope this heals quickly - this will be my second Halloween that I ever missed. Gawd, percocet makes me feel "wonky". Fishing wall whisked squirrel pumpkins. See Brad, it does "f" me up. I love you big time {MELON PRESS} phor my phavorite slightly phlippy Phil What is TMI? :P
Too Much Information. I could've elaborated more about what I heard and felt during the procedure, but decided not to. However, the Nurse Practitioner was a petite cutie. She asked if I wanted her to leave before I had to drop trousers and slip the makeshift gown on - I told her that she's got the degree, is a professional, and has seen more than her share I bet, and then I proceeded to change. No problem, especially when in pain. Did you fluff first? In pain. Couldn't do that even if I tried. I bet she was impressed, though, that I was manscaped. We talked about my race a little and she told me that she had a lady friend that did a century Ultra. *I just KNOW that someone will fix these* |
| 2013-10-31 10:31 AM in reply to: TriAya |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by TriAya Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by TriAya Originally posted by 1stTimeTri One...uh, Two! Hello, TAN! I have a little TMI to post and apologize if some of it does not make sense since I'm on percocet and fighting to stay awake a little longer. I've been home all week due to getting some minor surgery done. I was suffering from a prolapsed internal hemorrhoid, but worse was the rather LARGE external thrombosed hemorrhoid, and I mean LARGE, like several centimeters (the Dr. said it was one of the largest she ever had to deal with). I ran and completed the 50 mile Ultra with them, making the race a little more unbearable. Then, the day after the race, had to ride across the state for over 3 hours in a minivan to my sister's wake, endure the time at the wake, then ride another 3 hours back home. I went in yesterday to general surgery and had them removed. Getting a local in the most sensitive area is not fun, either. I praise women big time when they have to deal with shat like that. Respect. I bled a lot last night and never saw clots before like what I had - it looked like deep red-colored slime. Yuck. Within 2 hours, I had to change my dressings at least 3 times since it wouldn't coagulate. I called the doctor to get reassurance to just apply direct pressure and try icing, too. Pain pain pain pain pain, but it's under control now. I sure hope this heals quickly - this will be my second Halloween that I ever missed. Gawd, percocet makes me feel "wonky". Fishing wall whisked squirrel pumpkins. See Brad, it does "f" me up. I love you big time {MELON PRESS} phor my phavorite slightly phlippy Phil What is TMI? :P
Too Much Information. I could've elaborated more about what I heard and felt during the procedure, but decided not to. However, the Nurse Practitioner was a petite cutie. She asked if I wanted her to leave before I had to drop trousers and slip the makeshift gown on - I told her that she's got the degree, is a professional, and has seen more than her share I bet, and then I proceeded to change. No problem, especially when in pain. Yes, I know Kind of like asking, "Do these match?" Game...set...match. Matches start forest fires. Whaaaaat??? |
| 2013-10-31 10:33 AM in reply to: TriAya |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. |
| 2013-10-31 10:36 AM in reply to: 0 |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. Yours, or hers? *trying to fight sleep. Percocet strong* Edited by 1stTimeTri 2013-10-31 10:37 AM |
| 2013-10-31 10:40 AM in reply to: 1stTimeTri |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. Yours, or hers? *trying to fight sleep. Percocet strong* just give in. rest is crucial to recovery. |
| 2013-10-31 10:42 AM in reply to: 1stTimeTri |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. Yours, or hers?
yes |
| 2013-10-31 10:46 AM in reply to: mehaner |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by mehaner Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. Yours, or hers? *trying to fight sleep. Percocet strong* just give in. rest is crucial to recovery. Okay, then, Lady Swole, I willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll *head passed out on last key hit* |
| 2013-10-31 10:57 AM in reply to: 1stTimeTri |
Alpharetta, Georgia Bronze member | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Gross FILLLL! |
| 2013-10-31 11:39 AM in reply to: lisac957 |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by lisac957 Gross FILLLL! Well, the reason he is drug induced may not be fun but a legit narcotic buzz every now and then is not the worst thing in the world. |
| 2013-10-31 11:48 AM in reply to: lisac957 |
Champion 16151 Checkin' out the podium girls | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Phil: You know it's rude not to share. I'm bored huffing spray paint. |
| 2013-10-31 11:50 AM in reply to: 1stTimeTri |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mehaner Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. Yours, or hers? *trying to fight sleep. Percocet strong* just give in. rest is crucial to recovery. Okay, then, Lady Swole, I willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll *head passed out on last key hit* Woot - now that Phil's in a drug induced sleep... who's got the jiffy markers??? (really though, get loads of rest, Phil and heal up fast!!) |
| 2013-10-31 11:52 AM in reply to: blueyedbikergirl |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by blueyedbikergirl Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mehaner Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. Yours, or hers? *trying to fight sleep. Percocet strong* just give in. rest is crucial to recovery. Okay, then, Lady Swole, I willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll *head passed out on last key hit* Woot - now that Phil's in a drug induced sleep... who's got the jiffy markers??? (really though, get loads of rest, Phil and heal up fast!!) is a jiffy marker a canadian thing??? i've never heard that expression before. |
| 2013-10-31 11:55 AM in reply to: mehaner |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by mehaner Originally posted by blueyedbikergirl Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mehaner Originally posted by 1stTimeTri Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by TriAya "Do these match?"
I always find that one is bigger than the other. Yours, or hers? *trying to fight sleep. Percocet strong* just give in. rest is crucial to recovery. Okay, then, Lady Swole, I willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll *head passed out on last key hit* Woot - now that Phil's in a drug induced sleep... who's got the jiffy markers??? (really though, get loads of rest, Phil and heal up fast!!) is a jiffy marker a canadian thing??? i've never heard that expression before. Really? I thought they were a fairly well-known brand, but maybe only in Canadia? Think Sharpie pens of various colours - and then how they would be applied to a person who is passed out... Muuwahahahaha! |
| 2013-10-31 11:56 AM in reply to: mehaner |
| Alpharetta, Georgia Bronze member | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Is that like a Sharpie or a Marks-A-Lot? |
| 2013-10-31 12:25 PM in reply to: lisac957 |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by lisac957 In Canada they are Marks-A-LoutIs that like a Sharpie or a Marks-A-Lot? |
| 2013-10-31 1:56 PM in reply to: mrbbrad |
Elite 5145 Cleveland | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by mrbbrad Originally posted by lisac957 In Canada they are Marks-A-LoutIs that like a Sharpie or a Marks-A-Lot?
We have way of making you pronounce the letter 'O'!
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| 2013-10-31 3:24 PM in reply to: cgregg |
Champion 11989 Philly 'burbs | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples bewbs, butts, bajangoes, and bandits |
| 2013-10-31 3:26 PM in reply to: mrbbrad |
Champion 14571 the alamo city, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples |
| 2013-10-31 3:34 PM in reply to: mehaner |
Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples I got a chef salad and added my own salmon fillet to it. DELICIOUS! Net carbs? 10g. Tons of protein. Happy tummy. |
| 2013-10-31 3:36 PM in reply to: Kido |
| Alpharetta, Georgia Bronze member | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by Kido I got a chef salad and added my own salmon fillet to it. DELICIOUS! Net carbs? 10g. Tons of protein. Happy tummy. That sounds awesome! I broke and had some M&Ms today. There's a huge ziplock bag full of them leftover from our board meeting. There is also a ridiculous amount of cookies, muffins, goldfish, corn bread, cinni-rolls, etc. Good thing I can't eat any of that stuff. But M&Ms make me weak. |
| 2013-10-31 3:37 PM in reply to: 0 |
Champion 16151 Checkin' out the podium girls | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Just pulled 6 lbs of cured pork belly out of the 2 week brining. Ready for the hickory smoker tomorrow to make it full out bacon. I have a feeling the chipotle spiced one will be wicked. Edited by pitt83 2013-10-31 3:38 PM |
| 2013-10-31 3:53 PM in reply to: lisac957 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: TAN 202: A bunch of rotTAN apples Originally posted by lisac957 Originally posted by Kido I got a chef salad and added my own salmon fillet to it. DELICIOUS! Net carbs? 10g. Tons of protein. Happy tummy. That sounds awesome! I broke and had some M&Ms today. There's a huge ziplock bag full of them leftover from our board meeting. There is also a ridiculous amount of cookies, muffins, goldfish, corn bread, cinni-rolls, etc. Good thing I can't eat any of that stuff. But M&Ms make me weak. That salad really does sound delish! I left the apartment to find that a friend of ours who lives a couple of floors down had left 2 cupcakes at our door! I didn't even THINK about waiting I gobbled mine and then after much introspection as to how much trouble I'd get into... I left Tony's in the fridge. It was a tough call of what would be the right thing to do in that situation... |
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