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2014-03-14 8:52 AM

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Subject: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
For all of those that celebrated Valentines Day, don't forget to celebrate Steak and BJ day. Fair is Fair.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Steak%20and%20Blowjo...

And YES...it's a real holiday.

"Steak and Blowjob Day
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."


2014-03-14 9:17 AM
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And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.
2014-03-14 9:51 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Originally posted by switch

And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.

x2!!
2014-03-14 9:58 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
So just to make sure I got this right, I shouldn't expect to get a card?

Maybe if someone would let the folks at American Greetings and Hallmark know about this, they could expand their seasonal card lines to accommodate S and BJ Day. Who wouldn't enjoy reading a witty card while getting their meat prepared?
2014-03-14 10:03 AM
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Originally posted by mdg2003

So just to make sure I got this right, I shouldn't expect to get a card?

Maybe if someone would let the folks at American Greetings and Hallmark know about this, they could expand their seasonal card lines to accommodate S and BJ Day. Who wouldn't enjoy reading a witty card while getting their meat prepared?

You've been waiting all year to be able to say that, haven't you?
2014-03-14 10:08 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!

Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.

 

Thank you for your sympathy. 



2014-03-14 10:09 AM
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Originally posted by trinnas

Originally posted by mdg2003

So just to make sure I got this right, I shouldn't expect to get a card?

Maybe if someone would let the folks at American Greetings and Hallmark know about this, they could expand their seasonal card lines to accommodate S and BJ Day. Who wouldn't enjoy reading a witty card while getting their meat prepared?

You've been waiting all year to be able to say that, haven't you?


Honestly, the day kind of snuck up on me again this year. It's not even on my Apple calendar for cripes sake.
2014-03-14 10:37 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Originally posted by switch

And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.


I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either.

I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day.

AHHHH yep life is much better.
2014-03-14 11:27 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Originally posted by Techdiver

Originally posted by switch

And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.


I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either.

I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day.

AHHHH yep life is much better.


You no longer require Valentines Day or Steak and BJ day? If you got her something on VD day, it's her obligation to honor Steak and BJ day. EVEN if you had the same yesterday. We can't get away with saying "I got you flowers last week".
2014-03-14 11:34 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Originally posted by Marvarnett

Originally posted by Techdiver

Originally posted by switch

And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.


I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either.

I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day.

AHHHH yep life is much better.


You no longer require Valentines Day or Steak and BJ day? If you got her something on VD day, it's her obligation to honor Steak and BJ day. EVEN if you had the same yesterday. We can't get away with saying "I got you flowers last week".


No because this woman appreciates random flowers and random dates and signs of affection through out the year when I give them. My exwife didn't. I made her dinner flowers etc for no reason at all she would scarf them down say thanks then spend the night on facebook or go hang with her friends.

we had pizza like 4-5 times a year at best.

Now my GF and I both appreciate each other coming from similar relationships. I buy small random quirky things or leave notes for her and she loves it.

And we have a lot of PIZZA and a very active life together. It is sooooo much different to have someone in your life that engages you.

Rather then takes you for granted.


Basically feb 14 and mar 14 happen many times a year for us without someone telling us when it should be done. It has been that way for about 2 years now since we started. Darn close to 2 years.



Edited by Techdiver 2014-03-14 11:35 AM
2014-03-14 11:35 AM
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2014-03-14 11:37 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Originally posted by Teejaay

I love this day .. I love steak!!  But alas .. I am single at this time!  Damn. 




You live too far away or I would have tried to date you..

didn't even need the steak. At this point the warm weather would have been enough. SO SICK OF WINTER and SNOW. How have you been?
2014-03-14 11:38 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!

Originally posted by Teejaay

I love this day .. I love steak!!  But alas .. I am single at this time!  Damn. 

I'm completely offended. I don't really enjoy steak.

2014-03-14 2:23 PM
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Originally posted by Marvarnett
Originally posted by Techdiver
Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.
I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either. I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day. AHHHH yep life is much better.
You no longer require Valentines Day or Steak and BJ day? If you got her something on VD day, it's her obligation to honor Steak and BJ day. EVEN if you had the same yesterday. We can't get away with saying "I got you flowers last week".

 

It is really hard for me to wrap my head around Valentine's Day.   If I ever need a Hallmark Holiday to feel loved or appreciated, I know it's over.  In the same vein, I can't imagine an obligatory BJ would be that great--as the giver or receiver.  Isn't part of it being good for you knowing that she wants to be doing it?

2014-03-14 3:37 PM
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I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours.
2014-03-14 3:44 PM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Originally posted by mdg2003

I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours.


Aren't we supposed to contact our physician if it's still up after four hours?


2014-03-14 3:59 PM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!

Originally posted by Techdiver
Originally posted by switch And, just like Valentine's day, I feel a little sorry for people who need a holiday for this.
I used to need this holidaty. Even though I didn't get anything on it either. I no longer have a wife. But an awesome girlfriend and no longer require this day. AHHHH yep life is much better.

Ya, "girlfriend" being the operative word.

2014-03-14 3:59 PM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
Originally posted by ChineseDemocracy

Originally posted by mdg2003

I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours.


Aren't we supposed to contact our physician if it's still up after four hours?



Damn, I was too late for this one.
2014-03-14 4:07 PM
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Isn't everyday steak and blow job day???

Edited by Dolcezza 2014-03-14 4:15 PM
2014-03-14 4:20 PM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!
I thought it was Pi day. I was looking forward to having some. Now I get to eat steak and give someone a BJ too!? BEST. DAY. EVER!
2014-03-15 6:10 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!

Originally posted by BrianRunsPhilly

Originally posted by Teejaay

I love this day .. I love steak!!  But alas .. I am single at this time!  Damn. 

I'm completely offended. I don't really enjoy steak.

I think vegetarians get bok choy and a hug.



2014-03-15 6:10 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!

"I would like the steak medium rare and the BJ well done, please."

2014-03-15 7:34 AM
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Subject: RE: Happy Steak and BJ Day!

Originally posted by mdg2003 I'm really surprised this one is still up after six hours.

are you new here?

2014-03-15 8:21 AM
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Originally posted by Hook'em

Originally posted by BrianRunsPhilly

Originally posted by Teejaay

I love this day .. I love steak!!  But alas .. I am single at this time!  Damn. 

I'm completely offended. I don't really enjoy steak.

I think vegetarians get bok choy and a hug.

But I wanted Pizza.

2014-03-15 8:30 AM
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Originally posted by the bear

"I would like the steak medium rare and the BJ well done, please."

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