cat starts fire, dog saves woman, dog dies trying to save cat

Good ole Jesse should have quit while he was ahead. 

Mark

You forgot: don't have cats, cause they're evil.

.....and they get up where REAL candles are an knock them over and start fires.

Cats = Republicans?

Nah...cats are smart. Smart, but evil.

Not particularly a cat fancier, but have lots of friends who are, so I'd best keep quiet. 

Besides, my neighbor's cats keeps the fruit rats pretty much under control in my back yard. 

Mark 

I'd rather have snakes for that purpose.

We have those too.  But I prefer having the cats wander into the house occasionally rather than the snakes.

Or, BOMB other countries WITH out cats.   CATS AWAY!!!!!!

All cats are evil. Wait...that's unfair. Only the living ones are evil.

There...a very clear distinction between the evil and non-evil cats. 

They're just lulling into a false sense of security.

Unless instead of "the sweetest" you meant "delicious." Cause in that case I'd agree.

with Sweet and Sour sauce 

Ahh- I heart your orange tabbies!  They are so cute and fuzzy and look like they wouldn't never knock over a candle and start a fire

Alhtough that seems like something Baxter would do- especially since I made him wear this hat!

(Baxter.jpg)