YOU know your getting OLD when....

...people fifteen years younger than you are posting "YOU know your getting OLD when... " threads.

I thought this had to do with lack of funds and not age...so now I am poor and old.

......you become obsessed with things like spelling and grammar.

"It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy."

You know you are getting old when some nut on BT can post the above, and a stupid song gets stuck in your head for the rest of the day. 

wait, sixth grade is 11 and 12years old, so that makes their parents were 15 or therabouts?  yikes.

you know you're getting old when you get that "old lady whisker" on your chin.

"Stray eyebrows," my friend, "stray eyebrows."

...you get your new glasses and then wonder why so many people suddenly came out to drive their cars that day.

...you do stupid stuff like run 1/2 marathons wearing a pink wig and a skirt as an attention getter because you can't keep up with anyone anymore.

...you hope you leave this world peacefully and not in a screaming panic like all the other passengers in your car.

...you turn up the TV because you can't hear those ads for the Miracle Ear.

...55 year old women with gray hair, who used to remind you of your 7th grade teacher, now look pretty damn hot.

I know you.  You've got a hankering for a chia-cycle, don't you?  And a clapper-crapper?  Heh. 

You would let your daughter date???  You must be a really hip mom