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2004-10-21 12:52 PM
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My all time worst was, of course, during a PMS induced arguement:

"Don't blame it on PMS - it's a sorry excuse for poor behaivior and I'm not convinvced it even exists!"

Talk about a long drought... I think in the woman's manual the accepted response to a man questioning PMS and its validity is a scortched earth attack that doesn't leave a blade of grass standing.

2004-10-21 1:04 PM
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Ah, women!  You can't live with them and you can't kill them ... but I do love them!  And what's this about my doing the dishes being foreplay?  Ha!  I cook dinner, serve it, and do the dishes every night but my wife is still "too busy" or "too worried" or "too anything except sexually receptive!"
2004-10-21 1:08 PM
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That must be foreplay because you are getting screwed.
2004-10-21 1:10 PM
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THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN WEEKS. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!  FUNNY!!!!!
2004-10-21 1:27 PM
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So... ODogg.... how'd you get out of that one or are you still trying to figure a way out??
2004-10-21 1:51 PM
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I'm still working on it! She did say she loved me today though...that's a start.

2004-10-21 2:28 PM
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worst one I've ever heard - luckily not in my household

her "I think I may have put on a few pounds"

him "that sounds like a conservative estimate"
2004-10-21 2:48 PM
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mjr66 - 2004-10-21 12:28 PM worst one I've ever heard - luckily not in my household her "I think I may have put on a few pounds" him "that sounds like a conservative estimate"

Ooh, actually my boyfriend may have topped that about a year ago, but it's a really close call.

Me: " I think I may have put on a few pounds."

Him: "Yeah, and I all just went straight to your hips, didn't it?"

2004-10-21 3:03 PM
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UH HUH. Women are so difficult to read?

TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS

I was just minding my own business around the house, doing nothing particularly helpful or useful, when all of a sudden my husband says to me:

"I looove you so much. It's more than what one man can handle."

ROTFLMAO!!!! HUH? I looked at him and friggin' lost it! HE does not speak like this! Then quickly ran to the garage to see what new powertools he bought, made a quick assessement of my house to see what was damaged, then checked my retirement fund. Nothing amiss - so far.

Is he asking me if he can have a girlfriend? Or does he already have one and wants to invite her over? Seeesh!

2004-10-21 3:20 PM
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No, I think he's telling you to get a boyfriend. ;-)

2004-10-21 3:22 PM
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EXCELLENT!!

2004-10-21 3:27 PM
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Do you have dinner plans?
2004-10-21 3:29 PM
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Goldberger, I FEAR you - I've seen how high you can get your heart rate up

How about just drinks?

2004-10-21 3:31 PM
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I never seem to get past drinks.........
2004-10-21 4:06 PM
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'More than one man can handle?' ... Is he thinking party of three? (why oh why do I allow myself to get drawn into these things?

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2004-10-21 4:09 PM
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triman50 - 2004-10-21 4:06 PM 'More than one man can handle?' ... Is he thinking party of three? (why oh why do I allow myself to get drawn into these things?

Ooooh I hope so!

(Did I say that out loud?)

2004-10-21 4:11 PM
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You tell me..........is that what a man would mean if he said something as GOOFY as that?

Try saying that to your wife and see how she reacts. Make sure you tape it. Her reaction - make sure you tape her reaction!!! It'll be priceless.

2004-10-21 4:22 PM
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TypeA Girl Pilot - 2004-10-21 3:03 PM
HE does not speak like this! Then quickly ran to the garage to see what new powertools he bought, made a quick assessement of my house to see what was damaged, then checked my retirement fund. Nothing amiss - so far.


Um, did you check the switch on the back of his head? He may have bumped it while combing his hair.

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To Marmadaddy and Golderberger: Should we start a weekly "How to be a smooth operator" thread? I keep threatening to do this, but I'm afraid that it might be too much power, too much knowledge, too quickly for some

To the rest of you missing part of one of your chromosomes: Little secret, there is no "manual." Period. There, I've said typed it. The reason you think that each woman has her own manual that is always changing is because there isn't one and they (the X chromosome crowd) are smart enough to NOT write one. That way, you can't point something out in Section 1, item 3a at an inopportune time. Unfortunately, our manual is "in the open" as they say in spy movies. The battle of the sexes was lost for us in the garden of Eden, so suck it up and rub your woman's feet.

-Frank
2004-10-21 4:29 PM
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kimj81 - 2004-10-21 11:39 AM

YES!!!! :-)

Oh, and another not-to-do: "Honey, just so you're prepared, I feel a pretty nasty bout of PMS coming on."

"Well, can you just keep it to yourself this time?"

Not only stupid, but very, very dangerous.



I'd rather go put on some heavy boots and clear minefields than make that mistake.

Thankfully, I'm single, and my dog nor cat suffer from this "affliction".

-Chris

2004-10-21 4:41 PM
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2004-10-21 6:39 PM
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I'm curious as to Scuba-Punk's  "Smooth Operator Thread" !!  When does the light go on men??

2004-10-21 6:51 PM
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There's a light?
2004-10-21 6:55 PM
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I think for men, a woman breathing is foreplay. 

Did I say that???????????????????????///

2004-10-21 9:50 PM
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The light never really goes on. That is one unrealistic expectation that we can hardly ever meet. However, if you watch closely enough, you'll see it go "dim" from time to time.

-Frank
2004-10-22 12:35 AM
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This has to be the funniest thread in ages

I live in a home with three women, My wife and our two teenage daughters....and yes they start suffering the dreaded PMS all at the same time, they wonder why I spend a lot of time in the garage catching up on projects during this time....but anyway, the wife says to me at one time after a particularly bad couple of days where all three of them were constantly fighting that she was sorry for being such a PITA and I ought to be a little more understanding....well I said with a big shit eating grin on my face...."what do you mean I have no idea what it is like, I get free entertainment from the 3 stooges till you all get a little too emotional and I have to retreat downstairs before you all collectively gang up on me" .....well she could see the funny side of it and laughed her ass of for the next five minutes, that is the most I have seen her laugh since we have been married....she's a keeper thats for sure.

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