Help me name MY NEW BIKE!!!

Nice bike!!!

Blue Streak

Don't cha wish you had a bike like me is a bit too long so how about

How about “B!tch”?  That way you can say you too your B!tch for a long slow ride (or a short hard ride).

How about "old lady" since it has blue and silver?

Nice!

Now since you say you're in love, and I'll assume you're straight (and my deepest apologies if you're not), I'll go with "male" names...

Obvious one would be 'Dale.

Ice Man.

Blue Knight.

Mr Stiffy.

And to go with the compact drivetrain (and thus the hillclimbing ability): Sir Edmund Hilary.

Wohoo. Congrats on the new bike! I hope you have many happy miles with him/her .

Yes.  Whohoo.  I like that name for a bike. 

Call it WoHoo!

Forrest: (voice-over) I'd never named a boat bike before, but there was only one I could think of... The most beautiful name in the whole wide world...

Jenny (w/ southun' drawl)

Absolutely not!  My bikes talk to me too.  I thought all bikes were girls until my last bike, The Lunatic, tried to throw me off for giving him a girly name.

What about Streak?  That's what you'll look like going by.

"But I think she is a she."

And you like riding her... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Okay, I'll rewind and put on my thinking cap for GIRL bike names...

Though not a girl name, there's "Mason-Dixon" (since it's both blue AND grey).

Or Superstock Dodge (reference the Jan and Dean song "Little old Lady from Pasadena". Yeah, I know you're not old...........................

Blue Fury. As in the mythical creatures called "furies" who were always depicted as female. And you did NOT want to mess with them.

Hmm... Creative juices aren't flowing so well today.

That's a sharp ride.

Don't name it, ride it