My GENERAL is not happy (guy, tri related so not COJ but tad graphic) (Page 2)

I'd be on my bike 24x7 if I had this "problem."

Left, right doesn't work for me, have to lay it up along the trail to adventure.  Of course I wrap mine around my waist as well

What do you average for cadence?

If my cadence gets over 100 I get this problem too.  Usually doesn't happen on rides but during spin class when we do sprints every once in a while it produces too much motion which results in a 'salute'... not fun during spin class!

Do you have large legs?  If so and you have a tight form, ie keeping your legs really close together as you spin, it would lead to more vertical motion of the general.. perhaps a change in form would help?

NO!

I had this issue with a pair of mtb shorts. They were too loose. Switching to tighter shorts took care of it.  

Such an awesome thread, very funny.

Sorry, mustn't laugh at your peril. 

The only advice i can offer is to wear shades - you don't want a poke in the eye mid-tri.

Was the problem solved? Are you still "Enjoying" riding?

Looks like these guys maybe point the General up before riding??  I dont know, but I think this picture is hilarious and had to use it

LMAO - here's the question, how many pics of guys packages did you have to look at to find that pic? I mean really?  This is wmy you rarely see men on cycle teams NOT on their bike, etc.  Also, why MOST bike shorts made for the public are black!

I am so glad that this thread keeps returning to the top of the list.

(And yes, I had already seen the Polish cyclist group shot, thank you very much.)

I have seen that bike team photo soooooooo many times (on BT) but this is the first time that I noticed that one of the troops looks uncircumcised - guy on the left.

If this were in CoJ, someone would start a poll about whether he was or wasn't.

But we'd probably need an enlarged picture to make a definitive judgment call.